I am totally perplexed by the number of seagulls which land in my garden. My garden, I tell you.

Not next door, not across the road but in my garden.

I have telephoned Brighton and Hove City Council on numerous occasions about all the mess these huge birds leave.

The council has told me there is nothing it can do as they are wild animals.

Wild animals my eye. Somebody has to be breeding them.

-A Rowland, Hove