A suggestion a work of art is erected on the roundabout at Patcham instead of the stoneclad rockery is followed by a query about what to do with redundant satellite dishes (Opinion, August 22).

The answer to both letters is simple.

First apply for a lottery grant of £80,000 in order to create a work of art. Next, gather up all the old satellite dishes, and dump them in a big pile on the Patcham roundabout.

Then invite senior Brighton and Hove councillors to examine your work of art. Try to keep a straight face when they tell the Argus how wonderful it is and how it illustrates the vitality of our town.

Finally, split your sides with laughter on the way to the bank.

-Stuart Bower, Hawkhurst Road, Brighton