What next? Burger tokens given free by Teresa Baker Caring Lady Funeral Director (December 3)! Yuk! The mind boggles.

Is she really sure she is in the right profession at all? What with her coffee mornings and now burger tokens - a fine combination of caffeine and cholesterol.

I suppose she thinks along the lines: Fill them up, blow them up and I'll get the job at the end!

Sorry, but how low can you stoop to promote your business?

-Mrs D.A. Smith, Tongdean Rise, Brighton