As Greavsie used to say: "It is a funny old game."

Kingston Village II won 10-0 in their opening Lewes Sunday League Division Four fixture.

Last weekend, however, they were on the wrong end of an even worse scoreline as Kingston lost 14-0 at home to Kingfisher Tavern. Ashley Hawkins scored five for the visitors.

Village were without their own goal-machine. Richard March, their six-goal top scorer featured in last week's Park Life, is off games on doctor's orders. Richard has appendicitis and will be out for at least three weeks.