What's wrong with microwaved Pot-Noodle (Letters, October 12)?
These tasty, tongue-tingling tubs of tantalising tit-bits teased together temptingly make perfect culinary companions to any mindless TV show featuring loveable, cor blimey-type characters.
And, when you've finished, simply stick two empty pots together to make a fantastic pair of comedy, Madonna-style breasts.
-Mr J A Courtney, Sheepbell Close, Portslade
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