Madonna is right, most workmen in England are workshy.

I have been a home owner for six years and I have had to call upon a variety of plumbers, electricians, decorators, carpenters and glaziers.

They all arrive late, leave early and take endless tea and cigarette breaks.

Not one job has ever been completed satisfactorily.

They do not seem to have a sense of pride in a job well done. Come on you lazy workers, get a grip.

-Lorraine Forbes, Belmont Road, Eastbourne