There was trouble at the home of a burglar when his girlfriend hurled an ashtray at him as he opened a Valentine's card covered in hearts.
But it was one of many Valentine's cards sent by Brighton and Hove police to villains as a warning they were being watched.
The girfriend's anger turned to relief when she realised the sender was not a love rival but a first-class male.
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