Paul Williams spotted Louise Ramsay's restaurant review in If It's On ... last Friday incorrectly referred to sweetbreads as testicles.
"They are heart and throat glands of an animal," says Paul, who should know since he is a trained chef and has been a butcher for the past 18 years.
"I have the difficult task of convincing customers that people and reporters such as Louise have got their facts wrong. Would it be too much to ask to put the record straight so that I do not have to tell people in future that Louise was talking bol ..., er, testicles?"
For the record, my dictionary says sweetbreads are the thymus gland (or, rarely, the pancreas), which is a lymphoid organ situated in the neck of vertebrates.
The irony is that Louise said in her review that she had believed sweetbreads were offal before claiming they were actually testicles and adding "well, you knew didn't you?" Well, we do now.
Thanks, too, to Chris Reader, Tony Jellings and Jennie Kreser, who spotted what I can justifiably call a balls-up.
We got our horoscopes muddled up on Tuesday (May 28) of last week so that all the predictions were under the wrong star signs.
The clue - spotted by Tim Nail, from Brighton - was in the predictions for Aries (March 21 to April 19), which began "If it's your birthday today...". Tim comments: "I know of no one born in May under the sign of Aries."
Let's hope that we don't have any such problems with our new stargazer, Claire Petulengro, who started in Monday's paper and about whom I'd be delighted to receive any comments.
Incidentally, Tim also asks why we don't have a capital I in the word "voice" at the top of the Voice of The Argus column on page 8 every day. The answer is simple - it looks odd with an upper case I and could be mistaken for an L.
Lisa Niner, from Brighton, was upset when she didn't see a picture of her son Daniel's victorious team in our report and pictures from the Brighton and Hove Schools Swimming Championship on May 22.
The reason for no picture was that we didn't have one since our photographer was unable to stay for the whole event, although still had nine photographs published.
So, for the record, the boys from Patcham School Juniors who won the Boys Holman Cup were Daniel, Tom Watson, Luke Davies and Aaron Dunkerton.
We had a couple of foul-ups last Thursday. In the morning edition, the caption to our page one picture of The Weakest Link winner Nigel Sarjudeen said the full story was on page 7 when in fact it was on page 11.
In the evening edition, we left the tail end of a story about a Brighton fire bomber on page 5 when in fact the whole story had been moved to page 7.
The error happened in the rush to fill page 1 with the story about the spectacular fire in North Road, Brighton. Thanks for pointing out the errors go to Josie Lawson and Tony Booker respectively.
Finally, Vince Elphick asks me to explain our Dingbats puzzle of Tuesday, May 21, which showed the word harrier with the letters H, A, I and R highlighted in black. The answer, as revealed the next day, was hair of the dog.
A confused Vince says: "I would have thought jet black hair or hair raising would have been more appropriate. Your comments would make many people in our working men's club wiser."
I hope, Vince, you and all your friends will be clear when I explain that a harrier is a breed of dog.
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