Life has its funny moments. I'm at the bank. A lad approaches the cashier with her football sweep. She draws out a ticket.
"I've got China," she howls. "Pity it wasn't Brazil," I said.
"He's got Brazil - and he organised the sweep!"
The lad grins and turns away. I leave the bank with a smile.
-Tom the pensioner, Rottingdean
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