I have heard so many comments about all the Fatboy revellers being so well behaved.

So how come I witnessed cruelty to seagulls, a game of "throw the bottle the hardest you can against a BMW", insulting and goading of a street cleaner at 6am, unashamed urination and defecation in public and litter on a scale unimaginable.

If that is well-behaved, I clearly must be ready for beatitude.

-Kevin Bence, London Road, Brighton