With regard to the letter from JKC of Bognor, I was always brought up to believe Nazis had been dealt with during the Second World War.

Apparently this is not so - witness JKC, who appears to still be alive but only from the neck down.

How dare this remarkable person call me a low-life?

May I remind him that all life is sacred. The birch needs to be where it belongs, in the ground. Lewes prison is hell on toast and if he things it's easy, I say: Go try it.

By the way, JKC - or is it KFC? - what's your real name or are you just on a wind-up mission?

-Paul Standen, Former Royal Corps of Signals, East Sussex