A pheasant at Hollingbury golf course in Brighton has fallen in love with one of the lawnmowers.
The pea-brained bird spends much of the day running by the noisy red machine trying to get its attention.
It needs to be told tactfully that when it comes to romance, with this love machine there's absolutely mow chance.
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