Are you looking for long-term employment which is entirely tax free?
The hours depend on the energy you put in and earnings can be unlimited. There is no financial risk and little or no risk to your personal life. This new job - on the marketplace courtesy of Lord Woolff - is burglary.
Anyone interested, please send your CV to your local law institution, where you will be welcomed with open arms.
-Mick Venour, Southon Close, Mile Oak
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