After five hours of clubbing it and loving it, I came round to find a young lady shoving it, glass after glass of water in my mouth because I had become ill-fated dehydrated.

Not pill toted, that's not my scene. Life's too short to such resort.

To Creation staff, my thanks for reviving me, the ambulance service for arriving and the Royal Sussex County Hospital staff for attending.

I was fed by a drip - no, not the junior house doctor (tee, hee) - and put back on my funky feet.

Thanks to all the clubbers at Oz, this rare of the year says to you and to the jacks who play the vibe that keeps me alive and kicking.

Best wishes to all at Creation, South East club of the year - that takes some licking.

-Peter Turner, The Drive, Hove