I recently heard on radio that 65-year-olds are over-populating England.

I was also fascinated to read in a newspaper that a lady of 81 who lives on the Isle of Wight was classed as a hooligan, having attacked neighbours with her walking stick and played music at high volume, after which, apparently, she was evicted from her sheltered home.

Younger generations please take note.

-Diana Kean, Hove