Thanks to cable I can now get more than 100 TV channels but I was astounded to see God on channel 140.

Is He really on TV? I was too scared to press the button. How would I address him?

He probably reads The Argus too but I do not want Him to know I have written to you and given away his channel number so that when I get to Heaven he will hold it against me.

-Doug Streeter, Brighton