Political heavyweight Nicholas Soames is to reveal his embarrassment over fluffing his first kiss.
The Mid Sussex MP will relive the moment in front of thousands of conference delegates as part of an attempt by Central Office to make the party leadership appear more human.
In a video to be beamed to party members in the Bournemouth conference hall this week, Mr Soames says: "I remember making a frightful hash of it.
"It may have scarred me for life."
The revelation comes in one of a series of interviews to be shown throughout the gathering as part of what strategists have billed an inclusive "conference without walls".
The video reveals a "fun" side to the Shadow Defence Secretary, who usually revels in his straight-talking reputation.
Sadly, this was not on show when The Argus approached Mr Soames for more details on his revelation and to question him on who the girl was and if his kissing technique had SINCE improved.
He said flatly: "Im not going to answer any questions on this unless you have something sensible to ask."
Mr Soames's sexual prowess was called into question when a former girlfriend famously described his love-making as being "like a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in".
When asked why he had decided to unburden himself of the earlier embarrassing episode, which he confirmed happened before he reached adulthood, he replied: "Where were you when the sense of humours were being given out - at the back of the queue?"
Paddy Henry, one of two Labour members of Mid Sussex District Council, said: "He is a ladies' and gentlemen's man. He has impeccable manners with women."
He said he couldn't comment on Mr Soame's kissing technique but added: "He's got a bloody robust handshake, I'll tell you that."
In the video senior Tories are asked questions about their personal tastes and experiences, including their favourite pop bands.
Mr Soames, who is married with two sons and a daughter, said he was a big fan of Dido.
Other revelations included Michael Ancram's passion for Meatloaf and Shadow Education Secretary Tim Collins' recent purchase of Will Young's new album.
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