The General Election is almost upon us and can I give you a word of advice on the selection of a candidate for whom you should cast your vote?

The human brain has two distinct halves situated on each side of the head, which are connected by the cerebral cortex, the pathway through which the two sides communicate, for each side has different functions to perform.

Over the millions of years of development, the female cortex has increased its capacity to a greater extent than the male and so is able to make better decisions and more easily than the male, which is why the woman is better at running the house and home and for that matter better at solving any problem.

So if you are able to, vote for a woman candidate, whatever her party, for she will have the best interests of the nation at heart. There would never be wars if it was left to the women.

-Doug Streeter, Brighton