Poor Celia Barlow. What a beautydeprived life she must have led to believe Frank Gehry's latest design for the King Alfred site is "the most beautiful thing I have ever seen".

I suggest she purchase a large box of Lego. It is similar to her exciting visual experience but is also capable of almost limitless permutations.

Playing with it she could, every few minutes, create her very own beauttiful creations.

How many of the electorate would have voted for her had they known her idea of protecting the environment is to erect vast asymmetrical towers in their midst on a site which is geologically unsound?

-Oscar Thompsett, Brighton