Prisoners in HM Prison Peterborough are to be given access to aromatherapy, acupuncture, massage and reflexology.

Can you believe it? These treatments can cost up to £40 per hour in the high street.

At this time of the year, four nights at Billy Butlins' holiday camp at Minehead, Somerset, cost about £84 per person. There is no comparison, is there?

Taxpayers' money? Who cares about people paying taxes?

Make them pay more.

Why don't they extend this scheme to every prison in the country. It sounds great, doesn't it?

So break the law by house-breaking, thieving cars or by doing something else to get yourself arrested.

Then, when you are brought up in front of a judge, make sure you persuade them to give you a very long sentence and demand your time in prison is spent at that notoriously horrible place in Peterborough.

-Councillor Peter Willows, Hove