"It's great to be back in Worthing on such a lovely rainy evening," said our frontman, a guy whose mullet and cheeky smile made him look suspiciously like The Mighty Boosh's Julian Barratt.

The keyboard player - a hybrid of Bernard Sumner and Bernard Cribbins, with Bill Bailey's comedic tics thrown in - launched into Great Gig In The Sky, while a James Dean Bradfield-lookalike led on guitar.

It was a Stars In Their Eyes supergroup playing tribute to Pink Floyd.

Unfortunately, The Australian Pink Floyd show have the market sewn up, performing last month to 4,000 at the Brighton Centre.

Their UK rivals only managed 150 in a hall which could take 1,000. But where the Aussies' set was a greatest hits run-through, Think Floyd covered three Syd Barrett tunes, tracks from Animals, Meddle and The Division Bell as well as the usual hits.

The second half featured Wish You Were Here played in its entirety, an experience which awed the audience. The encore of Comfortably Numb pumped up the crowd the most, but tracks such as Money felt a little flat, the brass section played on synth.

Pink Floyd wrote about the dangers of being broken by the man, but tonight the paltry audience represented the very people the Floyd hoped to save.