Dialogue and persuasion,... Like the flowers that bloom in the spring tra la... they have nothing to do with the case..,or even the newly blooming allotment rules.

The rules are to have and to hold from this day forward.

So to celebrate these rules I have set a quiz and ask you to send in your answers to both sets of questions ( in triplicate). The winner with the right answers and the best comment on this reign of rules, will receive a free framed set of rules to love and to cherish.

They must send the correct results to me via the comments section of the blog. They can also have a kilo of my organic apples in the autumn if the trees thrive and a pat on the back from the allotment officer.

6. Which of these must the tenant keep under control?

a) The terminator.

b) Dogs.

c) Children.

d) Visitors.

e) Grandparents.

7. What livestock can be kept overnight on allotments?

a) Foxes

b) Chicken

c) Birds.

d) Bees.

e) Grandparents.

8. On which of the grounds can you be terminated?

a) Failing to number your plot.

b) Playing amplified music.

c) Inviting more than 12 disciples onto your plot.

d) Committing immoral acts on raised beds.

e) Burying pets.

f) Burying terminated tenants.

g) Using old bath tubs.

h) Enjoying a leisure allotment.

i) Having a bonfire on April Fool’s day.

j) Swimming in a pond 50cm deep

k) Building a shed 10ft long in an unnatural colour.

9. How wide is a path?

a) 50 cm

b) 75 cms

c) 100 cm on a steep hill

d) Not specified.

10. How many grounds are there stated for prohibiting discrimination, harassment, bullying, or victimization?

a) 10

b) 12

c) 14

d) 16

e) 18

f) Countless

Bonus Question!!

What are your comments on the reign of rules?

Answers in the Blog Comments please or to aphillips@gmx.net