Does the infamous Rene Collins have nothing better to do than sit in her home in the heart of bedsit land and bemoan everything?

After her failed attempt to return the Aquarium Terraces to the derelict state they were in before the multi-million pound investment there, she is now demanding Brighton pier should not entertain the thousands of visitors and residents with its wonderfully colourful weekly firework displays because she does not like the bangs and crackles.

Please, Miss Collins, put a sock in it.

-S. Aston, Essex Place, Kemp Town