Traditionally the best goalkeepers are crazy Scots like Andy Goram or wacky foreigners like Peter Schmeichel.

So it should not be too much of a surprise that down on the south coast there is seemingly a shortage of good goalies. In Park Life's SOS section clubs get the chance to solve their defensive dilemmas or cure their attacking ailments for free in the paper all Sussex footballers read.

Lower Bevendean Reserve team player Danny Lightwood is hoping his team find a new goalkeeper soon. In the absence of a proper custodian, Lightwood has had to go between the sticks and he is itching to get back outfield. Secretary Jeff Gillam, wants to hear from interested goalkeepers on 01273 699229.

Another Brighton Football League side in need of a goalkeeper is the Brighton Boys Brigade Old Boys. If you can help contact Dave Horseman on 01273 689689.