I write on behalf of all my four-legged canine friends who have suffered so much stress over the past two weeks while those two-legged humans have been setting off bangers.
They have frightened us hounds half to death. Could Guy Fawkes be celebrated on November 5 and not for two weeks?
My master has been suffering as I whine away and has used up all the doggy bags to clean up my mess.
-Fido
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