Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you bin?

I've bin with bin Laden, the Master of Sin.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what does he do?

He sits in a cave all day laughing at you.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what does he say?

He says he'll repeat it all some other day.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, what should we do?

You'd better move fast - he's much quicker than you.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where does he hide?

At the end of a long walk or very fast ride.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, when will it end?

When he's conquered the world or they shoot him, my friend.

-Bernard Albrow, Alexandra Villas, Brighton