I recently purchased a packet of hot cross buns but, on reaching home, I discovered they were as cold as my local pawnbroker's sign on a frosty morning.

Surely this contravenes the European Food Description Act 2002, Section 21?

This country spends millions of pounds to be in the Common Market and yet we violate the rules.

This kind of thing makes me very cross.

-Roy Hilliard, Old Shoreham Road, Hove