Car thieves and people who steal property that does not belong to you, how do you sleep at night?

Oh, but you don't, do you? Instead, you go around stealing property that people have worked to buy. What gives you the right?

But don't worry - well, maybe you should. The road you targeted in Hove, on January 16, where you got away with breaking into four cars in one night... well, the police are on to you.

You aren't that clever.

You left fingerprints - hundreds of them.

Maybe you should give up your night job.

You are not good at it; you made a hash of it. You are obviously not very clever, either - just stupid.

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