I am staying in Shepperton doing interior scenes for Last Of The Summer Wine but I can't have a cream tea because the chef has gone.

I can have a bottle of wine but no cream tea. I also can't have a paracetamol and you're lucky to get an Elastoplast. Working for the BBC, you can have a plaster or a bandage but no drugs.

I read about Norman Cook's party. Never mind that. What about the rubbish in the side streets? My mum would be horrified if she saw round the corner from the posh flat I live in. It's a disgrace.

Anyway, Norman Cook's shindig was meant for all the right reasons.

-Dora Bryan Lawton, Brighton