Katie Cox spends many Saturdays running round a football pitch dressed in yellow tights, false breasts and wings.
That is because the office worker from Burgess Hill is also Alice the eagle, the mascot of Crystal Palace FC.
Judging from what happened last time Palace played the Albion, an eagle is more than a match for the Seagulls.
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