What really depresses me about the sad Zoe and Fatboy Slim scenario is this:

If a universally liked bloke whose job it is to be paid thousands of quid for making people "happy" all over the world, who has a gorgeous wife, smashing baby, seafront home and loadsa friends can't get it together without an entire bottle of vodka or whatever, what chance is there for the rest of us?

Fat or slim, indeed, good luck to them both - for all our sakes.

-John Henty, Lewes