If you see a lank-haired interloper lurking by a crazy golf course in mid-February, it might well be Ross Noble. He's got some crazy plans for it.
He explains: "When I was in Australia, I went to this crazy golf course.
It was Australian landmarks, so you had to go over the Sydney Harbour Bridge through Ayers Rock and so on. I'm keen for Crazy Golf to become a proper sport.
"If I had ridiculous amounts of money, I would pay Tiger Woods and Nick Faldo to play proper golf but they would have to actually hit the balls through real windmills in Amsterdam, then move on to another country and another landmark. Real-size crazy golf."
This ability to talk about anything is one of Noble's strengths. One of the most notable aspects of his show is how much he makes it up as he goes along. A lot of comics improvise but no two of his shows are alike.
He admits to having some basic ideas that run through every show but his ability to go off on tangents is remarkable.
"It's how I like to work," says Noble. "I'm keen for things to become more of a conversation than a show. Though audience interaction can be tricky, I try not to pick on anyone.
"I hate it when a comedian comes out and goes, 'Ha, ha, ha, look at you, you're an idiot,' and starts laying into them."
"I think if you rip the piss out of them, that person will clam up and you can't go back to them, they'll clam up. So I aim to keep it fairly light."
Tickets cost £12-£10, starts 8pm. Call 01273 709709.
Preview by Gareth Gorman, features@theargus.co.uk
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