Michael Fisher's spate of letters in The Argus makes public he is fascinated by me (I had started to wonder who was stalking me).

Why does he do this? Is he in urgent need of oxygen?

After all, I can only surmise that, for him, as a Labour candidate lucky enough to own a penthouse with panoramic sea views, life way up there is rather different from that experienced by those of us who have both our feet on the ground.

I cannot help but feel it would be good for Mr Fisher's group to grip reality if he were to do likewise rather than be up in the clouds and idling away precious time and space in your columns to give vent to utterance so obscure that they are.

If Mr Fisher has time during the next few months, perhaps he could assist me with my charity work for the people of Brighton and Hove.

-Brian Ralfe, Lib Dem candidate, Westbourne Ward, Hove