Pensioner Peter Merrifield was hit by drivers twice in a few minutes on a dual carriageway.
He was knocked off his motorcycle by a car while waiting for a friend and then sent flying by another one as he walked across the road on a pelican crossing.
Mr Merrifield escaped with a badly bruised knee but his prized machine needed extensive repairs.
Many bikers have only themselves to blame for accidents but he was stationary for one crash and a pedestrian for the other.
He may not have been doing a ton on the M1 but he almost went to heaven on the A27.
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