"Ironing is not one of my strengths. I give it only 50 per cent of my attention, which means 50 per cent of the creases remain" (Jacqui Bealing's column, Weekend, October 25).

Loving is not one of my strengths. I give it only 50 per cent of my attention, which means 50 per cent remain unloved.

And you wouldn't want to know about the other 50 per cent of my attention.

-Richard W Symonds, Crawley