BEACHGOERS have reported a drunk naked man on the beach.

A witness said the intoxicated man dropped his trousers and “waved his bits about” on Brighton beach yesterday afternoon.

He said police were called to the scene, where they told him to behave.

But, to the despair of horrified beachgoers, they claim the man soon returned.
A Sussex Police spokesman said: “We can confirm we responded to a report of a naked man on Brighton beach around 2.12pm yesterday.

“The man was escorted from the beach and given words of advice.”